Tuesday, May 8, 2012

the HUDNUT IMP, May 8, 2012


Everybody knows that Imps love nostrils. They love to climb up inside nostrils and take naps there because it's dark, warm and moist. The perfect place for a nap, don't you think?  I'm also pretty sure it's common knowledge that in particular, Imps love nose-hairs and boogers. Especially boogers. Can you blame them? Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure Imps make boogers. I mean, who else would?

I don't know if the the Hudnut Imp realizes it, but in today's installment, that little green imp is inadvertently promoting my novella The Nose Knows. But when you think about it, it makes perfect sense. The Nose Knows is about what happens when a young man named Calvin Dunkley discovers that one of his nose hairs is growing out of control. And I mean seriously out of control. Sounds like the Hudnut Imp's dream come true.

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What makes this horrid nose-hair scenario particularly degrading for poor Calvin is that he's hoping to find true love. Calvin works at a grocery store, and one of his regular customers is a brunette bombshell named Claudia Aranda.

The bad news for Calvin is that on the same day Calvin has finally worked up the courage to ask Claudia out on a date when she comes into the store, his nose hair has decided to go rogue-mutant. Will Calvin manage to score a date with Claudia? Or will his monster nose hair ruin his chances?

If you want to find out what all the fuss is about in The Nose Knows, read the novella. It's full of all kinds of slimy, boogery fun. It's funny, horrifying, and satisfying all at the same time.

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1 comment:

  1. OMG! You did NOT go there! Hahahaahaa! I really enjoyed this story and I liked the setting in Southern California.