I've been thinking about doughnuts a ton lately. I've also been thinking about tons of doughnuts.
I mean TONS.
As in thousands of pounds of doughnuts. All stacked together in a giant mountainous mass of glazey frosting and chocolate icing and mapley ecstasy.
Of the many cool things that may await all of us in Heaven, one will hopefully be the ability to eat as many doughnuts as we want.
There may even be a Doughnut Room in heaven that contains an infinite ocean of doughnuts, where any of us will be able to dive right in and eat as many doughnuts as we want without guilt or consequence.
Wouldn't that be awesome?
Doughnut Heaven.
Yeah, that sounds yummy, or scrumdiddlyumptious even.
I can't wait.
Unfortunately, we all know that in life, doughnuts must be eaten in moderation. If we don't, we'll have Hell to pay. And Hell does not accept credit cards.
Or doughnuts.
If you disagree, I encourage you to read my story
Donut Does It and find out what happens when poor Randy McArdle (pictured above on the new cover of
Donut Does It) chooses to disregard the common sense wisdom of "All things in moderation."
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